Stuck At The Mall

With apologies to Christmas Carolers “Up On The House Top” everywhere!

Stuck at the mall this holiday night
Boring as heck – I have to just sit tight
Down to JC Penney, that was just the start
It was just a warm up, see the shopping cart!

Oh me oh my! I want to die! Oh dear Lord! I’m so bored
Stuck like a mall rat, whine, whine, whine
No hope for TV, I’m in a check-out line!

First came a blister on my little toe
Oh dear heaven see it swell.
Limping and hopping I trudge along
Hoping and praying it won’t take too long.

Oh me oh my! I want to die! Oh dear Lord! I’m so bored
Stuck like a mall rat, whine, whine, whine
No hope for TV, I’m in a check-out line!

– Saint Clarence

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