To Everyone’s Health

– Clarence Holm

I’ve declared myself gluten free
It was easier than I thought it would be.
Not that I ever changed my diet
I just wanted the peace and quiet.

I had it with all pseudo authorities
Who bully people with snobbish priorities.
I understand some must abstain
But to the others, you really pull my chain.

To those who have trouble with grain dough
I know the humors not very apropos.
But to banish all from wheat and malt
Next thing you know it will be our salt.

(To those who truly have Celiac Disease my prayers for health are with you. For those whose main goal in life is to convince people you have it when you don’t – you have my prayers too.)

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