Bill Belichick is evil
I’ve seen it in his eyes
He specializes in coaching primeval
His offense is his disguise.
He reigns over a stadium in Boston
Located in the A F C.
Deep down he want to be in Canton
But to do so he needs one more than three.
Bill wants his legacy
And he is willing to sell his soul.
The suspicion, the rumors, happen coincidentally
And were always beyond his control
Deflated footballs, stolen signals
Muddied reputation, league levied fines
Some sages toss the word immoral
But who doesn’t cheat sometimes!
– Clarence Holm