John Stewart and Brian Williams’ spokesman confirmed today that both will soon be temporarily leaving broadcasting. Separately the two confirmed their almost simultaneous statements.

Born in New York, within years of each other, both have taken residence in New Jersey.

Both attend grade school and high school, and the similarities keep going as both attended college and each then stopped. Neither are Korean!

As these two twin broadcasters’ careers evolved, one can’t help notice, both of their deep religious backgrounds, based in centuries of Judeo/Christian tradition. Some say it was with that background that each made their final decision to put their future on hold.

Future plans have not been confirmed, but have not been denied either. Sources said news of the Alabama court decision may have precipitated the action.

When emailed for comment, no reaction was received.

We have also been unable to confirm Steven Cobert’s recent decision to host the Late Night Show had anything to do with the timing of these announcements.