Once in a while good people come up with bad ideas.
You might need a lawyer if… you have a parachute repair company
You might need a lawyer if… you start an alligator petting zoo
You might need a lawyer if… your catering business features Tuna Surprise
You might need a lawyer if… your wife writes an advice column for newlyweds
You might need a lawyer if… you sell teenagers a fuel saving kits containing a siphon hose and a gas can
You might need a lawyer if… you provide trampolines to senior care centers
You might need a lawyer if… you rent barrels to slow circus clowns
You might need a lawyer if… you teach wing walking to people with vertigo
You might need a lawyer if… you supply gas powered margarita blenders to bridal showers
You might need a lawyer if… you deliver anvils for “ACME” Company
You might need a lawyer if… you refurbish and sell stepladders
©2015 – Clarence Holm
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Nice to see the funny side of your creative spirit, Clarence. I do like the alligator petting zoo.
The wife newlywed column… so funny and sad at the same time.