You might need a lawyer if…

Once in a while good people come up with bad ideas.

You might need a lawyer if… you have a parachute repair company

You might need a lawyer if… you start an alligator petting zoo

You might need a lawyer if… your catering business features Tuna Surprise

You might need a lawyer if… your wife writes an advice column for newlyweds

You might need a lawyer if… you sell teenagers a fuel saving kits containing a siphon hose and a gas can

You might need a lawyer if… you provide trampolines to senior care centers

You might need a lawyer if… you rent barrels to slow circus clowns

You might need a lawyer if… you teach wing walking to people with vertigo

You might need a lawyer if… you supply gas powered margarita blenders to bridal showers

You might need a lawyer if… you deliver anvils for “ACME” Company

You might need a lawyer if… you refurbish and sell stepladders

©2015 – Clarence Holm

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