Selected Haikus Donald Trump Might Have Written

©2018 cj holm

the art of the deal
is built on bluff and bluster
-cheeseburger sizzle

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Locked in plush cabin
soaring on our Airforce One
putt rolls past the cup

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two years this office
golden trash bin overflows
cuckoo – cuckoo

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on the Potomac
well after sunrise in east
two generals quake

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Vladmir offers hand
in so many helpful ways
no collusion

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watching my white house
so many talking heads
two scoops of ice cream