“Democracy must be more than two wolves and a sheep voting for dinner!”
– James Bovard

“I don’t know where I’m going from here but I promise it won’t be boring”
– David Bowie

“I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.”
– Stephen Hawkin

“I actually think I think better in high heels.”
– Theresa May

“Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting that speaks”
– Plutarch

“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothin’ can beat teamwork.”
– Edward Abbey

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.”
– Andy Rooney

“Everything in life is luck.”
– Donald Trump

“I like beer!”
– Brett Kavanaugh

“Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.”
– Thomas Edison

“Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.”
– Steve Wozniak

“My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”
– Mark Twain

“Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.”
– Robert Byrne