While I realize that the Covid-19 Virus is a real threat that is disrupting lives and putting people at risk, I can’t help but daydream of a new business. Looking out my window, I can see six unused outbuildings on my property. It occurs to me I might be missing an opportunity to turn these rundown, ramshackle, mice-infested sheds into an income source.
Therefore, announcing my new business venture—
Rustic Acres
Available For Quick Occupancy
Have you been worried about the Corona Virus?
Do neighbors seem to be coughing more often?
Are you tired of long lines at grocery stores?
Have you been thinking about the possibility of an Armageddon?
Have you considered that you might not make the cut during the Rapture?
Do you like the idea of sharing your food with small animals?
Or maybe you’re just looking for a good place to self-isolate at a bargain price?
If so–
Come see our choice selection of shacks located in Southwestern Minnesota. Whether you looking for a weekend hide y-hole or a long-term hideaway, we have abandoned buildings and out of the way structures that may be perfect for you.
We have the best selection of small grain bins (with or without floors), chicken coops, hog sheds, and rustic pole barns. We guarantee no worries about telemarketers, wayward spirits, or neighborhood door-to-door salesmen, as these buildings have limited access to roads, bothersome power-poles, waterlines, or sewers.
Whether it’s short term, long term, or an eternity, we have leases options that could be perfect for you*.
Call CJ at FIL-THY-SHED for more information.
Remember-
If you’re looking for a roof and not much more…
These sheds are out standing!
Disclaimer – This offer has no reality associated with it whatsoever!
*For a limited time, each rental includes a bushel of seedless corn cobs
PrairieChat 
I LOVE this!!! By the way, I spent 9 years in Minnesota, growing up.
Hilarious! Thank you
Inthe words of President Reagan, Mr. Holm tear that shed down!
Hahaha! Keep up your sense of humour.
Haha I’m looking at 4 sheds on my farm like that right now. What a world huh?! I could be sitting on a goldmine.
If only I had held on to the corn cobs!
Hilarious! I want to share this with a friend who is moving to Minnesota
Thanks, Tell your friend to bring their own toilet paper!
i’m heading to wisconsin. that’s the same as minnesota isn’t it? so sign me up.
cheers.
p.s. we used cobbs till i was ten years old, but that was in alabama.
Hilarious. Do the sheds come with a one holer or two? Just in case I want to bring my fiance along. Have you thought of using them for a marriage retreat or honeymoon cottage?
Actually the sheds have all been updated with 5 gallon steel pails with optional covers (BYOM-Bring Your Own Magazines) Actually I was considering converting a larger shed to a Drive Through Wedding Chapel/Funeral Parlor.
Love the wedding chapel idea.