Pandemic Thoughts

While I realize that the Covid-19 Virus is a real threat that is disrupting lives and putting people at risk, I can’t help but daydream of a new business. Looking out my window, I can see six unused outbuildings on my property. It occurs to me I might be missing an opportunity to turn these rundown, ramshackle, mice-infested sheds into an income source.

Therefore, announcing my new business venture—

Rustic Acres

Shack

Available For Quick Occupancy

Have you been worried about the Corona Virus?
Do neighbors seem to be coughing more often?
Are you tired of long lines at grocery stores?
Have you been thinking about the possibility of an Armageddon?
Have you considered that you might not make the cut during the Rapture?
Do you like the idea of sharing your food with small animals?
Or maybe you’re just looking for a good place to self-isolate at a bargain price?

If so–

Come see our choice selection of shacks located in Southwestern Minnesota. Whether you looking for a weekend hide y-hole or a long-term hideaway, we have abandoned buildings and out of the way structures that may be perfect for you.

We have the best selection of small grain bins (with or without floors), chicken coops, hog sheds, and rustic pole barns. We guarantee no worries about telemarketers, wayward spirits, or neighborhood door-to-door salesmen, as these buildings have limited access to roads, bothersome power-poles, waterlines, or sewers.

Whether it’s short term, long term, or an eternity, we have leases options that could be perfect for you*.

Call CJ at FIL-THY-SHED for more information.

Remember-
If you’re looking for a roof and not much more…
These sheds are out standing!

Disclaimer – This offer has no reality associated with it whatsoever!

*For a limited time, each rental includes a bushel of seedless corn cobs

9 thoughts on “Pandemic Thoughts

  1. i’m heading to wisconsin. that’s the same as minnesota isn’t it? so sign me up.

    cheers.

    p.s. we used cobbs till i was ten years old, but that was in alabama.

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