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• Never dig an outhouse hole deeper than what you can climb out of.
• The fluffiest cats were always skunks.
• Grabbing an electric fence in never fun, despite what your older brothers tell you.
• The facts belong to whichever sibling is telling the story.
• To judge a man, look into his friends eyes.
• It is never good to take a bath in the same water as the youngest child.
• Brakes on a John Deere only work if you can reach them.
• The best neighbors come when you holler.
• A man plows straightest when he looks at where he is going.
• When your hands are full, it is harder to pick a fight.

             – Clarence Holm